Friday, September 23, 2011

Short Story: Time

I also created a short story on what I think is called an "ethereal" level. The libs in the class really enjoyed it, but might not have if they knew I was a conservative. Anyway, it's called "Time" and really reflects my thoughts at the... time. I edited it a bit for this post, but not much. If you ever read the original, you really wouldn't notice the changes.

As always, let me know what you think.

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Time

What is time? Almost anyone on the street would probably answer that it was 2:34, or something similar. That's as far as many go in understanding it. Not what is time, but what time is it? How can it be that we choose to measure its passing, yet still not understand it? Man, for the most part, has chosen to just accept the fact that what is, is. But there are others who look and wonder, “why?”

Early man noticed that the sun always came up in the east, and set in the west. In the spring, the days began to get longer and warmer; in the fall, the days grew shorter and colder. Upon further observation, he noticed that the days were the same length from year to year. Daylight hours contracted and expanded with each passing season. He began to keep track of the phases of the moon, the snows and the rains. Movie writers and directors constantly have Native Americans speaking about events that happened “many moons ago.” Different cultures, especially from the South Pacific, speak about “rains,” much as others use “moons.”

At one time, man was content to keep track of time on a large scale: moons, seasons, rains, etc. But, as man became more “civilized,” he began to break it down into weeks, days, hours and minutes. He developed the calendar, settling on a year being 12 months, each month divided into weeks, each week divided into seven days. In the early west, if a train was only a few hours late, it was considered to be almost on time. Now, if the Bronx subway is a couple of minutes late, the world comes to a stop. How is it that we as a species decided to further divide time from moons to seconds? Did we intend to gain more time in each day? Did we think that by keeping more precise track of time, we would somehow be able to expand our activities or cram more into each day?

When man first looked into the heavens and saw the design and symmetry of nature, he needed to find a way to somehow control what he was seeing and experiencing. Though he could not stop the sun from rising, he could not change the phases of the moon nor could he extend his favorite seasons, he set out to do the only thing that he could: he kept track of them. Days became knots in a cord, “moons” became notches in a stick or log and seasons became pictures on his tent. Change also became a large measure of time. At first, he did not notice that he himself was changing, but he noticed it in others. His children grew from infants to adults. His parents and grandparents grew old and feeble, then they died. This led to other questions. Questions such as, where did they go? Were they coming back soon? Were they only in a deep sleep? Upon looking into a still pond or slow moving river, he noticed that he, too, was going through changes. Hair began to grow gray, skin began to wrinkle and strength began to wane.

Today, man is trying to slow, if not halt, the march of time. Vitamin supplements proclaim that they contain the fountain of youth. Exercise clubs spout facts and figures about a healthy body. Advertisements bombard us with the belief that “you're not as young as you used to be,” or ladies, how about this one, “you're not 19 anymore.” Of course, knowing that we are “only here on this earth for a short while,”? (thanks, Cat) we take it all in and buy everything that promises long life, beautiful, youthful-looking skin and flat stomachs. Our watches tell us the time in seven different countries as well as our own. They also come with stopwatch features that can tell us down to the second how we are doing in relation to the accepted norm. Supervisors at work time how many keystrokes are performed in a given amount of time. Printing presses are run to produce a certain number of impressions per hour. Television and radio commercials are timed to the second.

When a child is four, a year seems like an eternity. But to us, it's not that long (though it may feel like it sometimes!). Remember, the child is four years old, and a year is 25 percent of his life. His parents, who are 33, experience that same year as only three percent of their lives. Remember our parents, who said that time flies by faster the older you get? Think about it. When you're 50, a year is two percent of your life. At 66, a year is 1 1/2 percent. They're right, aren't they? If you were to speak with older folks, and ask them if they have any regrets, many may say something along the lines of, “I only wish I would have spent my time more wisely.” It may be in respect to things that they wish they could have done earlier in their lives, or it could be that they regret not getting to know their children better, before it was too late.

As we grow up, change seems to occur gradually. One day, we're stretching to reach the top of the refrigerator, the next we're getting things from the top shelf for mom because she's too short. Dad would teach us how to throw a baseball, then one day he was begging to cut down the distance because he couldn't throw that far. Girls were the yuckiest things on the face of the earth; but now, when one winks our way, we melt and seem to float on air. It seems like only yesterday that we were riding our bikes with our buddies, just knowing that it was going to last forever. But usually our life-long friends of youth drift away as circumstances and other events intercede in our lives. Finally we are adults. One day, we look down in our arms and see a small, wrinkled face with big eyes staring at us. The cycle of life has begun again. As we once were, now our children are. Small, helpless, fully dependent on us for everything, they begin to experience what we went through as children. We see their hurts as they grow, we feel for them as they learn the hard way. But in them, we see ourselves as we once were: small, helpless, fully dependent on our parents for everything. We once thought we knew it all, and the advice from Mom and Dad fell on deaf ears. Yet now, we can see that Mom and Dad weren't so wrong after all. And the slow, steady beat of time continues.

Time is precious. As parents, we shoot hundreds of pictures of our children each year, and still wish we would have taken more. Why? It's because we realize that time is short, and our children are only young for a few years. Every year, at school picture time, it's like pulling teeth to get the kids to wear something nice and to comb their hair for the picture. They have no idea of the value that parents place on such things. We didn't when we were that age, did we? If you're honest, you'd have to agree. But now that we are older, we appreciate these things more than ever.

Remember the picture of Uncle Matt at the family reunion? We always thought he was a little weird, but that lampshade was the clincher! Have you ever thought about what a picture really is? Oh, not the paper, chemicals or camera that are used; but what it represents. A camera is a light-tight box with a light-sensitive film in the back of the box that is exposed to a controlled burst of light that throws an image on the film. The image is then developed and we get the negative from which the picture is produced. It may seem too technical, but basically, that's what it is. The exposure is set, f-stops are determined with a light-meter, and the picture is taken. Take out some of your oldest photos and look at them. See? There's Grandma, there's Grandpa, there's Mom as a child. What you are looking at is a fraction of a second of light that was captured on a piece of celluloid, then transferred to a sheet of paper. A fraction of time itself is caught on that piece of film. Grandma has long since passed away, yet here she is in all of her youthful exuberance. Time has been brought to a standstill by a simple box. Behind her stands the old clock that had been in her family for 30 years. It's broken now; pieces are stored in several boxes in the attic. The old, gray cat that would rub on your legs, but scratch you if you petted it, is curled up on the sofa that was sold at the estate sale when Grandpa passed away. But here, for 1/25th of a second, they are once again whole and alive. For 1/25th of a second, they are here to enjoy again.

Time. “Time marches on,” “Time and tide wait for no man,” or so they say. Seasons change: the long, hot nights of summer give way to the cool days of fall, which defer to the icy mornings of winter, which in turn relinquish control to the gentle breezes of spring, which turn again into the long, hot nights of summer. The sun and moon march relentlessly across the sky. The constellations, whose courses were charted long before man arrived, travel from horizon to horizon in their nightly journeys. It has been that way for centuries past and will be again for many more to come.

Take a few moments to sit and contemplate your own special time. Think of your children, your parents and grandparents. Revel in your own personal history, because no one else has lived it the way you have. Think of all the good times, as well as the bad. Whether you realize it or not, you have learned from each and every experience. Take the time to remove your watch (no one really cares what time it is in Tokyo, anyway) and turn your calendar to the wall. Turn off your television and radio for a few moments. Then close your eyes and travel back to a time when you were young and carefree. Mom and Dad took care of everything; they always did. Time isn't your enemy, it is your friend.

Man may need clocks and calendars, but the animals know what season they're in. Witness the migration of the birds, the hibernation of the bear and the color change of the wild rabbit. The elk mate in the fall and give birth in the spring. Everything happens in sequence, everything happens in order. The order of time.

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Short Story: Mom's

In college I was pretty good at creative writing. At least that's what my English 101 instructor told me. My Technical Writing professor, Dr. Ruth Berg, thought my technical writing was also pretty good. I got an "A" in both classes. So in the interest of curing some boredom, I'm posting stories that I got an "A" on. It's original title was "Aren't You Hungry?" but I thought I'd release it as simply... "Mom's."

Let me know what you think.

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Mom's

Truckers often talk of “white-line fever,” and I had a bad case. Weaving from lane to lane, alternately dodging and then smashing the “road turtles” that live on the white center lines, I managed to bring my 18-wheeler to a stop at a small, roadside eatery.  Though I'd been down this road many times, I don't ever remember seeing the place before.  As I slid out of the cab, I felt a sense of impending doom.

“Mom's” was the only sign over the door.  Usually there would also be a neon “Budweiser” or “Coors” sign in one of the windows, but there weren't any.  Not even an “Olympia.”  Only faded, red-and-white checked curtains adorned them. The front of the building was weather-beaten, and there was evidence of a porch that once existed long ago.  As I approached, I noticed that my rig was the only vehicle in the dimly lit parking lot.  Off to my left was a rusted out hulk that may have once been a '57 Ford pickup.  When I opened the front door, strains of an Elvis tune greeted my ears, something about “...and now, the end is near...”  My common sense was suggesting that I leave, but the rumbling of my stomach drowned out any rational thoughts.

The room was hazy and dimly lit, much like the parking lot.  Not a soul was in sight, save for a plump, old woman behind the counter.

“Howdy, Sweetie,” she said in a high-pitched, raspy voice.  “Haven't seen you 'round here before.  You new in town?”  One look at her smile told me that her dentist was probably a jackhammer operator, and definitely nonunion.

“No, not really.  I drive by here often but I just haven't had the time to stop in.”  Through the haze I could see a small jukebox against the far wall, obviously where Elvis was hiding.  But that odor!  Where was it coming from?

“Jes' tell me when yer ready to order, Honey,” she wheezed.

Each table had two chairs, one salt or pepper shaker and a faded, red-and-white checked table cloth that matched the curtains.  Right in the center of my table was an old candle-in-a-glass; only it was burned all the way down, with dust and cobwebs where the candle should have been.

“You lookin' fer a menu?” she asked.  “Looky over yonder on that table.”  I smiled and rose to get it.  Suddenly without warning, the chair gave way and splintered into a thousand pieces.  The plump one didn't even flinch.

“Oh, that's ok,” she said as she wiped a glass.  “They's always bustin' down like that.  Orville never would get new ones.”  Common sense once again prodded me to leave, whether gracefully or not.  However, the ever-increasing feeling of hunger kept me glued to what was left of my seat.  After dusting myself off, I found another chair and finally had the menu in hand.  It took three tries to open it, but finally I peeled the pages apart.  Totally illegible because of the grease, I decided to keep it simple.

“I'll have a cheeseburger, fries and a Coke.”  Surely there was something as simple as that on the menu... somewhere.

I tried to put it down but I couldn't get it unstuck from my fingers. As I worked on removing the offensive literature, I felt something brush past my leg.  “Don't look, don't look,” I said to myself.  “It's probably just the pet cat,” at least I hoped that's all it was.  As I sat thinking about the rest of my trip, I was snapped out of my daydream by a large splatt!  She was killing flies with the spatula!  My only hope was that she had cooked my burger before committing “insecticide.” At last, she brought the food out.

“Bone Appy-tite!” she squeaked.

I had to admit, it did look half-way appetizing.  The “burger” was cooked, at least it was brown.  The french fries smelled ok, though they looked like they were boiled in motor oil.  Then there was the Coke.  Now, how could she possibly screw up a Coke?  Whether canned, bottled or fountain, Coke was Coke, right?  I took the “burger” in both hands, and with fear and trepidation, moved it towards my mouth.  A trickle of sweat rolled slowly down my forehead. My mouth was watering, but then so were my eyes.  Finally, I took a bite.
If you took a hamburger patty dipped in sand and deep-fried, it would be very close to the experience of that “cheeseburger.”  My stomach, which only moments earlier had been screaming for a bite, was now screaming to return that bite from whence it came.

“Good, ain't it?” the plump one asked.

I managed a weak smile and a courteous nod of the head.  My stomach screamed for some relief.  The fries!  The fries!  No, not the fries, the Coke! I'll try the Coke first!  One mouthful told me there was a way to screw up a glass of Coke.

Noticing that I hadn't swallowed yet, she squeaked, “Oh, the ice maker's busted, so we just put cold water in instead.”

My head was spinning, my stomach was churning and my mouth was watering.  I could think of only two things; getting out, and getting out now!  I reached for the check on the table, but it was stuck to the menu.  I left a dollar tip—it also stuck to the menu—and made my way to the counter.

As she rang up the total, she asked, “Would ye like a mint?”  Before I could respond, she reached into her apron and pulled out three small, unwrapped blobs of chocolate.

While she was picking off the lint, I left a $10.00 bill on the counter, mumbled something about “keep the change,” and made my way to the door.  As it opened, a bright light blinded me so much that I had to shield my eyes.

Sweat was pouring off me as I gripped the wheel tighter.  I was shaking like a leaf!  Then I realized that I had fallen asleep at the wheel.  Other truckers were flashing their brights at me, sounding their horns and calling to me on the CB.  I couldn't believe it!  The whole thing was a dream!  Now that I was once again awake and alert, I decided it would be a good idea to find someplace to eat and maybe get some coffee into my system.  Up ahead was a small, roadside diner.  When I pulled into the empty parking lot, I thought to myself, “Gee, this place looks familiar.”  As I slid out of the cab, I felt a sense of de-ja vu.

“Mom's” was the only sign over the door...

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Youth Football

I'm involved with Pop Warner in the Cheney area. My specific group is called the Mitey Mite Division, and consists of 7, 8 and 9 year old kids. We are the Eagles! Right now we're 0-2 (27-0 and 27-0) after playing the top two teams in our division. Me and my coaches are working to help them get better. Our first goal was reached, we got a first down. Now our next goal is to get into the end zone, then to win a game.

Helping the kids to have fun is the primary reason I coach. But it's a lot more fun when you're making visible progress and finally winning a few games. Coaches that make "winning at all costs" their goal at this age level are idiots. For example
  • To win a championship at this age really means a lot on one's resume. (sarcasm intended). 
  • College scholarships are not awarded at this age. 
  • College and/or pro coaching positions are not handed out based on the number of youth championships one has "earned."

According to the statistics I've learned over the years, 70% of the kids who participate in youth sports drop out by age 13 because of bad coaching and pressure placed on them by parents.

Which leads me to another fact. In my 20 years of youth coaching the number one problem has been... drum roll please... parents. Please insert any name in place of "my kid."
  • "My kid isn't getting enough playing time." (A parent who used a stopwatch to time her kid's playing time versus the other kids on the team.)
  • "Why isn't my kid the quarterback?" (Happens almost every season)
  • "My kid is so much better than the one you have in that spot, so you're a crappy coach because you don't see it." (A parent who was upset because her kid was promised a starting spot the previous season by the retired coach. The other kid was bigger, faster and stronger. Her kid played, just not as much.)
  • "The high school coach wants my kid to play running back. How come he's a lineman?" (An obvious bunch of crap because, in truth, high school coaches don't care about 7, 8 and 9 year old football.)
  • "My kid wants to quit because practices are boring. He wants to run plays, not have you guys show the linemen what to do." (A parent who never understood that coaching is not limited to his kid, but to all players on the offense.)
  • "My kid is a left tackle" (From a parent who's kid made the 6th Grade All Star Team.)
  • "You are punishing my kid! He was under the impression that he was 'the man!'" (This from a parent who was upset that their kid didn't get to carry the ball more. Never mind that the kid played 38 out of 40 minutes.)
I could go on, but I believe there's a limit to the number of characters I can post. But I think you get the picture.

Another problem is parents who want to coach so that their kids get to be "the star" on the team. These ego maniacs get their buddies to help them coach so that all of their kids can start and be selected to the All Star team. I've seen kids completely embarrassed by this. They know they're not All Star caliber, yet they are placed into that situation by their dads. One year I had a kid on an All Star team I was coaching come up to me and tell me he knew he didn't belong there. So we talked about it and he agreed he'd play, but not as much as some of the better players. So after he started and was pulled shortly afterward, his dad unloaded on me with cussing and name-calling. Thank God I haven't had to deal with that since. I never coached my own son, and actually coached against him one season. I have always had great assistant coaches and do so again this season.

I'm in this for the kids. Sometimes I'm too soft, but I started out as a hard-ass idiot who was looking to be the next Vince Lombardi. I ran off a kid in my first season because of my attitude. His mom came up to me and told me she couldn't let her kid play for me because I was so unreasonable and driving the kids too hard. She was right. A couple of years later I experienced a life-changing event that showed me just how stupid I had become. These are kids and... wait for it... wait for it... this is a GAME! It's not life-or-death, and it's not war like some coaches talk about. War is when some one is shooting at you with the intent to kill you. I haven't seen that yet in youth sports. But I'm sure some parents have wanted to throttle me. I try to be realistic. If I was such a great coach, why am I coaching little kids and not at a higher level? I realize that I'm not a great coach, but I like to think I'm a good coach.

So I'll try to keep up with informing everyone about the progress of the Mitey Mite Eagles of the West Plains Pop Warner Football Association. After kind of bashing youth sports parents, I want to finish by saying this is the best and most supportive group of parents I've ever had in my years of coaching. Hopefully this will finally be the year when I don't have a parent come up to me after the season to "rip me a new one." As long as they come to me with concerns as they come up and not let them fester for the year, I think things will work out OK.

Go Eagles!